Alright, February 14th here I come! So I have this plan, right? It involves my black cloak, a great deal of pink clothing, some fake blood, and one of those suction cup bow and arrow sets you buy at the drugstore. It will be glorious. LOVEY DOVEY COUPLES, HERE I COME!

Also, here's to those of us who will be locking ourselves into our rooms on this fine Monday with video games, computers, and single-serving heart shaped pepperoni pizzas from Boston's. Cheers.